Potatoes - A Little humour To Brighten your Day

Potatoes

What a grand day it be today for sure!

When we are homesteading, sometimes things just do not go right when we need them too, and this can bring us down a bit. It can be something as little as not being able to find the right tool when it is needed most or as big as a natural disaster. But we are resilient people most of the time.

At times we can all become too stuffy, too serious, or just having a plain old fashioned bad day and this is seriously not good for our health. So because the experts all agree that laughter is the best medicine I am posting this to ensure that you are looking after your health and getting a good dose of laughter. 

Enjoy everyone and do have a great giggle. Remember it is just so good for your health and if you are feeling grumpy then this truly is the best medicine around. Thank you Sara for sharing this with me so I can in turn, share it with others. It is a shame that I do not know who wrote this as they really need the credit for it.

Potatoes

Well,
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
and finally they got married, and had a little sweet
potato, which they called
'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say,
'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to
Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw

Because he's just.......

Are you ready for this?

Are You sure?

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Here it is!
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